Monday, June 8, 2009

an epiphany!

OK.. Sometimes, CRAP happens. And you know what? There’s nothing you can do about it. And you better not!

Coz the Rule of Craponomics says that..

When u try to handle the mess in your life, it just gets worse. Crap multiplies.

Sometimes you might feel very lonely. Sad ..depressed..blah blah..
So what? You won’t die… you won’t get uglier than you are.. there’ll still be things to eat in this world and idiotic things to be watched on TV.. so what’s the big deal?

Lie low, and wait for it to go.
Oh, but no… If u’re like me, u wont do that.

U’ll think u’ll feel better if you talk 2 someone, so u’ll call people up in the middle of the night.. 2am. Of course, they don’t have crap happening, so they’ll be asleep. Someone might groggily answer the phone , just barely conscious and faintly curious that u’re dying or something! U mumble an apology and hang up. Then you end up feeling doubly lonely PLUS supremely embarrassed.
The Rule in action.

Some jobless scientists came together, did a research and found out that there’s a chemical ‘anadamide’ in chocolate which makes us feel happier when we eat that. Like hell it does!! I bought a Bournville( Yeah the one with the MORONIC ad) .. no use at all! Waste of money. And thank God I don’t fret about calories or there’d been more crap!
(U know wat? A friend of mine was telling me abt this guy who was actually calculating the number of extra push-ups he’d do after every bite of Pizza!! lolzz)
Anyways, the point is, u cant eat a chocolate n drive away ur misery!!

Similarly, taking a walk wont help, music wont either, (The Rule dictates that u wont find d song u’re lookin for)….Every thing u try to do will have a nasty aspect to it which will get magnified the more u try.

So lie low, keep to urself and relax!! It’ll go when it’ll go! Save urself and others the nuisance! (read a useless quote sumwhr.. 80% of the people don’t care abt ur troubles and 20% are actually happy dat ur troubled!)

The point, ladies and gentlemen, is that Crap happens!!

5 comments:

ézra said...

Couldnt agree more!

...however 'easygoing' you are, sometimes things get to head and you know not wht to do...

Again, good read (thanks!)

the rule abt songs is true...!

And yeah, hit that fellow who answerd the phone 'groggily' in the head next time you see him!

ézra said...

Couldnt agree more!

...however 'easygoing' you are, sometimes things get to head and you know not wht to do...

Again, good read (thanks!)

the rule abt songs is true...!

And yeah, hit that fellow who answerd the phone 'groggily' in the head next time you see him!

Mr.Cheetah said...

CRAP HAPPENS!

I'm not sure of chocolate thing, but songs will definatly make u happy if u get the right one and shake ur leg with it.

I suggest, think of the most silly/naughty thing(s) u did during the CRAP-py period.. which makes u smile and drives away the CRAP into CRAP-BIN!

And yeah, hit that fellow who answerd the phone 'groggily' in the head next time you see him!

Show some mercy dear, he/she is the only person who atleast answers even in ODD-Hours! while others just ignored...

Rider on the storm said...

everything ok??

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